It's not obvious to the untrained eye, but if you look underneath the cloud, you can see
every girl I've ever met in Los Angeles, each one smoking a cigarette. (Which is especially odd as this is a picture of Boston.)
Seriously, though: people are still smoking
tobacco cigarettes in 2009? With an average price hovering around
five dollars a pack (in California)? With 40 years of explicit images showing EXACTLY how damaging it is to your
lungs? OK, fine, lungs schmungs, who sees those anyway, but really: your
skin? I understand that I'm not exactly
Blackbeard's Catch of the Day material myself, but at least I'm not blowing smelly cancer into your eyes while we're
attemping to awkwardly muddle through a mundane conversation. Nicotine isn't even a
good drug!
Anyway, sorry for the rant. Forgive me; I haven't had my
coffee yet.
Get it? ZOMG LOL I'm a hypocrite. Except it only actually makes sense as hypocrisy if I relentlessly spit coffee into your eyes as we pose lackadaisically outside the
Silverlake Lounge, which I am prepared to do the next time you light up in my presence. Then I will go home alone, and I will write
cranky blog posts about it, and some dude who's willing to make out with a lovely girl who smokes cigarettes will have the night of his life. Again.