The untrained eye (yours) probably sees a sailboat on a sandbar. Little do you know (I could put a period there but I'll refrain not out of kindness but out of pity) that this photograph was CLEARLY taken in The Future, once sea levels have risen to heights unimagined by even the likes of Kevin Costner. How can I tell? Look at the light reflecting off the water. The Sun, known as "Sol" to family and close friends, is, as any scientist knows, exactly 4.57 billion years old. As I performed a series of extraordinarily complex but, to me, perfectly intuitive and maddeningly simplistic calculations, it became apparent that the intensity of that reflection was obviously produced by a Sun 4.57000001 billion years old. Those are of course Earth years, which is how the Sun chooses to celebrate its birthdays when it's not too depressed about its age to do so.
The sailboat was Photoshopped in as humans and sailboats will by then have been long ago exterminated by meat-eating robots.
Nice try, Ed. Next.
